How to Access .uif Files in Linux

I’ll cut the introduction short. If you have a CD image file in .uif format (MagicISO proprietary Universal Image Format) and are under Linux, you probably by now are painfully aware of your problem and are interested on just the solution without further ceremonies.

OK, so let me now tell you a way how to access those pesky .uif files under Linux.
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If a Kernel Call is Made But Nobody is Listening…

If a kernel call is made but nobody is listening, does it make a sound?

The BeOS kernel kit (kernel/OS.h) has the following function:

int32 is_computer_on();

Returns 1 if the computer is on. If the computer isn’t on, the value returned by this function is undefined.

Although funny, it’s also actually perfectly logical! For technically interesting and/or nostalgic moments, have a look at the Be Book.

Oli j�lleen suomettumisen aika

Tulipa p��si�isen� k�yty� Suomessa. P�invastoin kuin yleisesti luullaan, p��si�inen ei ole k�rsimyksen aikaa.
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Twist Your Head Around This

Piet is a programming language in which programs look like abstract paintings.” Need I say more? Check out the gallery. I like the Hello World, it looks like a green pig wearing a red Christmas hat.

Climbing Out of the Cradle

I find it fascinating that there is a huge machine up there, orbiting the Earth, with people living inside it. It’s a tiny artificial world where living things survive through their own intellect and hard work in an environment where, from the point of view of nature, they are not meant to be at all and where they would otherwise be unable to survive.

Progress docking to ISS

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Korruptiomatkailua

Palasin viime maanantaiy�n� firman kustantamalta konferenssimatkalta Italiasta. Torinon l�hist�ll� sijaitsevaan Sauze d’Oulxin pikkukyl��n suuntautunut matka oli k�yt�nn�ss� r��t�l�ity lasketteluun, mutta koska lumilauta on k�siss�ni l�hinn� er��nlainen joukkotuhoase, skippasin moisen touhun ja sen sijaan tutustuin sek� Torinoon ett� itse kyl��n.
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Miss� miehet laiduntaa, siell� lampaat kiekua ei saa

Hurraa, Ter�sbetoni! Kuuntelin Ylen sivuilta Suomen euroviisuedustuksesta kilpailleiden artistien kappaleet. Varsinaisen viisubiisin valinta oli t�ysin oikea – Ter�sbetoni erottui edukseen ja oli aivan menev� biisi muutenkin kaikessa sankarihevim�isyydess��n. Lis�ksi sekaan oli saatu pyrotekniikkaa, joka (kuten kaikki tiet��) oli Lordin menestyksen vaiettu salaisuus. Onneksemme ruotsalaiset eiv�t ole tajunneet varustaa Carolaa tultasy�ksev�ll� kirveell� (ehk�p� juuri t�m�n takia Carola ei edes p��ssyt mukaan finaaliin).
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A Simple Idea to Improve CAPTCHAs

A CAPTCHA is an automated test which is used to separate computers from humans. It is created in such a way that for humans it is easy, but for computers as difficult as possible. For example, given an image with distorted text, a human can easily read the presented word, but computers will have difficulties (the amount of difficulties depends on how the image is distorted).

One use for CAPTCHAs is to prevent spamming with the idea that anything automated (such as mass-spamming computers) won’t pass the puzzle, and therefore will not be able to inject their trash-messages into a service. However, CAPTCHAs don’t work so well in practice anymore.
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