Found this old crappy program I made a long time ago. It autogenerates ominous-sounding “prophecies” á la Nostradamus. Have a look at Nostra and run for cover!

Example:

“You know how to handle contradicting of singularity, but you cannot read the signs of the times. It is the exile asking for a crown jewel, but the only thing given will be the sign of the Equator.” (3 John 9:44)