If an Asteroid was Coming, What Would You Do?

Suppose that a huge space rock is detected, and it’s heading for collision with Earth! Humankind is given a warning 19 hours in advance.

Big badaboom

After that, bang. Massive destruction. Everyone dies. End of the world, Game Over.

The question is: what would you do? Is there anything to do?

Would you panic? Would you just kick back and watch the fireworks? Something completely different?

To answer, reply with a comment.

Joy of Combinatorial and Sequential Logic

Behold the , as presented by my friend and old colleague Mr. Elpuri.

Eat Flaming Death, Simian Descendants! (Part 2)

Continued from part 1

(Note: Asteroids which move about close enough to Earth to potentially impact it are also known as NEOs, or “Near-Earth Objects”)

Big badaboom

If an asteroid larger than a certain threshold hits the Earth, not much will be normal anymore. It will take tens to hundreds of years to recover from such an impact.

What can we do? How could we protect ourselves?
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Harasho

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- Haluamme varmistaa, ettei aluksella ollut lastina muuta kuin puuta. Kaappauksen syy ei ole viel� selvill�, Ven�j�n asevoimien komentaja Nikolai Makarov sanoi.

Eik� siin� viel� kaikki. Bolshoi-teatteri nimitt�in jatkuu:

- Emme sulje pois mahdollisuutta, ett� Arctic Sea kuljetti muutakin kuin puuta, syytt�j�viraston tutkija Alexander Bastrykin sanoi uutistoimisto AFP:n mukaan.

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Eat Flaming Death, Simian Descendants! (Part 1)

Swine flu, nuclear war, changing climate, VEI-8 level eruption of a supervolcano and LHC-generated mini black holes are not the only things which threaten the existence of humanity.

Big badaboom

An interesting paper by Mr. Jason G. Matheny, called “Reducing the Risk of Human Extinction” (last draft) notes that there is so far no analysis done of the cost-effectiveness of reducing human extinction risks. He provides a method of analyzing the cost-effectiveness of protecting against a mass-scale catastrophic event, using as an example case the threat of an asteroid impact.
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The Ultimate Road to Happiness

My friend came to me about a great new idea he had. I shall paraphrase our discussion:

-”Yo. Why is reality so hard?”, he asked.
-”I’ve no idea. Why is reality so hard?”, I replied.
-”It’s because there’s too many things to keep track of. I have a solution: micro-feng shui.”
-”Micro-feng shui? But isn’t micro less?”
-”Everything micro is good. For example: microchips. Very good.”
-”OK, so how does it work?”
-”Step 1: reduce spatial complexity. From now on, view the world as a planar space and ignore all height differences. That’s 30% less complexity. Then, step 2: happiness.”

Considering what’s published nowadays in various self-help books, packaging this idea into a 400-page book would probably reach New York Times bestseller list very fast. Not to mention the creation of some sort of a pseudo-religious movement, enabling my friend to be showered in non-Zimbabwean paper currency.

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